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Famous Quotes in History by Groucho Marx - 1

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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

I eat like a vulture. Unfortunately, the resemblance doesn't end there.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.

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