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Famous Quotes in History by Helen Rowland - 1


This category is for famous quotes in history by Helen Rowland.

Helen Rowland was an American humorous columnist and author.

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Bachelors


A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.


Divorce


A man will joyfully pay a lawyer five hundred dollars for untying the knot that he begrudged a clergyman fifty dollars for tying.


Folly


One man's folly is another man's wife.


Fools


A fool and her money are soon courted.


Husbands


A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.


Love


Half a love is better than none.


Marriage


Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.


Marriage


It's as hard to get a man to stay home after you've married him as it was to get him to go home before you married him.


Marriage


Marriage: a souvenir of love.


Marriage


Matrimony is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain.

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